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Joke Of The Moment
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Manager: Only one?! Our salespeople average 20 to 30 sales daily! What was the amount of the sale?
Young man: 101,237 dollars and 64 cents.
Manager: 101,237 dollars and 64 cents?! What did you sell?
Young man: First I sold a small fishing hook to the guy, but then I also sold him a medium-sized hook. Then I sold an even larger hook and finally I sold him a fishing rod. Then I asked him where he wanted to go fishing, and he replied 'down at the coast'. So I told him that he'd need a boat. So we went to the outdoor section where
the boats are, and I sold him that twin-engine Chris Craft. He doubted whether his Honda Civic would be able to tow the boat, so I took him to the car floor and sold him a new 4x4 truck.
Manager: Are you trying to tell me that a man came up to you to buy a fishing hook and you sold him a boat and an off-road vehicle?!
Young man: Actually, no. He came here to buy a pack of tampons for his wife. I told him, 'Oh well, your weekend's shot, so you might as well go fishing!'
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